…in the geeky romantic sense.
Pirates drink booze, eat meat off the bone, ride the Harley Davidsons of the seas, and either lead into battle with canons blasting or with two swords and pistols blazing in each hand. There’s no sneaking around for pirates, they just take and pillage….kicking down doors to relieve stress and to let their opponents know that daddy is home.
What do Ninjas do? They sneak around in black, looking like the shadows or any other ninja. I’m no fashionista but that’s…booooorrrrriiiinnnnggg. They also get told what to do like dogs and they have to “die with honor” in order to finish a mission. Sure they know ninjitsu, can use a katana, and throw stars between people’s eyes…but can they go into a pub, order a beer, and drink with the poor bastard they’ll be forcing to walk the plank? Nooooo….. They may also know ninja magic but that doesn’t mean pirates can’t do voodoo and parlor tricks!
That is all…..
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